“One pod left and three of us and I'm the President. Well, boys, it's a very lovely ship. I think you should go down with it.”

Mel Brooks - President Skroob

“Gentleman, ladies: what if Superman had decided to fly down, rip off the roof of the White House, and grab the president right out of the Oval Office. Who would'a stopped him?”
David Harbour - White House Representative

“Mister President, we must not allow a mine shaft gap!”
George C. Scott - Gen. 'Buck' Turgidson

“Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!”
Peter Sellers - President Merkin Muffley

“- Drew Boreman: Patty and I have a little business to attend to. The term papers are in, Eisenhower, Johnson, Kennedy...
- Patty: Kennedy! Oh, he was so cute! How much?
- Drew Boreman: A date with me.
- Patty: I'll take Johnson.”
Jonathan Silverman - Drew Boreman
Charene Cathleen - Patty