“- Boyet: If my observation, which very seldom lies by the heart's still rhetoric disclosed with eyes, deceived me not now, Navarre is infected.
- The Princess: With what?
- Boyet: With that which we lovers entitle affected.”
Richard Clifford - Boyet
Alicia Silverstone - The Princess

“Even if you hadn't grown up a savage, you'd be lost. There are no trails through a woman's heart.”
Brian Blessed - Clayton

“Sex always ends in kids or disease, or like, you know, relationships. That's exactly what I don't want. I want the opposite of all that. Because it's not worth it, not really, is it? When you think about it?”
Christina Ricci - Dede Truitt

“- Harriet M. Welsch: Are you gonna go be some other kid's nanny now?
- Ole Golly: And love them more than you? Never. Remember in my life, in this world, there will always only be one Harriet.”
Michelle Trachtenberg - Harriet M. Welsch
Rosie O'Donnell - Ole Golly

“- Steve Nebraska: Al, you're like a dad to me.
- Al Percolo: But I'm not your dad. I'm just a guy taking 15 percent.
- Steve Nebraska: I thought it was 10.”
Brendan Fraser - Steve Nebraska
Albert Brooks - Al Percolo