“- Robert Clayton Dean: I was shopping for some lingerie. That's still legal, isn't it?
- David Pratt: Were you buying that for your wife?
- Robert Clayton Dean: No, I was picking something up for myself, I do a little cross dressing on the weekends. You know, you'd be surprised how a nice pair of edible panties can make a guy feel sexy.”
Will Smith - Robert Clayton Dean
Barry Pepper - David Pratt

“Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.”
Mae West - Flower Belle Lee

“- J.B. Armstrong: Sorry, I didn't know you were a woman.
- Tugboat Annie: I've been a woman for a long time. But, I'm still the best tugboat man on the coast - and that's putting it mild.”

Clarence Kolb - J.B. Armstrong
Marjorie Rambeau - Tugboat Annie

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
Jim Carrey - Bruce Nolan

“Steve is the prototypical cool American male. He's the guy on his horse, the guy alone. He has his own code of honor, his own code of ethics, his own rules of living, man. He never, ever tries to impress the women but he always gets the girl.”
Donal Logue - Dex