“- Madame Therese De Farge: Do you know who I am?
- Miss Pross: You might - from your appearance - be the wife of Lucifer.”

Blanche Yurka - Madame Therese De Farge
Edna May Oliver - Miss Pross

“I was more than mildly insulted. Just because I'm a mortician she had the audacity to insinuate that I might have knowledge of the black arts!”
Jack Albertson - William G. Dobbs

“Men see things in a box and women see them in a round room.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn

“It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“Hey bird! Did you just see a little Hare-Krishna midget in the tree, floatin’… or is it me?”
Eddie Murphy - Chandler Jarrell