“- Lenny Richter: Are you married?
- Jack Morrison: No.
- Lenny Richter: Are you a virgin?
- Jack Morrison: No, father.
- Lenny Richter: What? You think its funny to fornicate with loose women?”

Robert Patrick - Lenny Richter
Joaquin Phoenix - Jack Morrison

“- Secretary Cleary: Once Sack and Claire tie the knot, two of the great American families, the Clearys and the Lodges, will finally unite.
- John Beckwith: And then of course you can challenge the Klingons for interstellar domination.”
Christopher Walken - Secretary Cleary
Owen Wilson - John Beckwith

“Who invited these people? They must be from your side of the family.”

Joanna Lumley - Maudeline Everglot

“- Emma Woodhouse: I hope John advises him against it. After all we know nothing about her parents. They could be pirates!
- Mrs Weston: My dear, I like Harriet very much as, I might remind you, do you.”

Gwyneth Paltrow - Emma Woodhouse
Greta Scacchi - Mrs Weston

- Princess Jasmine: There's a party here in Agrabah, and I can't believe it's true. After all this waiting, here we are. We'll finally get to say "I do".
- Aladdin: I never ever had a real family.
- Princess Jasmine: I never ever had a real true friend.
- Aladdin, Princess Jasmine: Someone who could just understand me.

Linda Larkin - Princess Jasmine
Scott Weinger - Aladdin