“All cowboys ain't dumb. Some of them got smarts real good, like me.”
John Travolta - Bud

“- Brian Gamble: You know, I didn't know that they made bulletproof bras. Is it just me? But you know, I didn't know that.
- Chris Sanchez: What they need to make are bulletproof condoms big enough to fit your big head.”
Jeremy Renner - Brian Gamble
Michelle Rodriguez - Chris Sanchez

“Never get on the bad side of small-minded people who have a little authority.”
Lindsay Duncan - Evelyn Adler

“Ollie, you know my feelings about arming morons: you arm one, you've got to arm them all, otherwise it wouldn't be good sport.”
Philip Bosco - Judge Flatt

“- Teddy: This is my age! I'm in the prime of my youth, and I'll only be young once!
- Chris: Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life.”
Corey Feldman - Teddy Duchamp
River Phoenix - Chris Chambers