“The queen's will is the will of the queen!”
Jean Rougerie - D'Arcy

“- Grandfather Disguisey: Who are you now?
- Pistachio Disguisey: The question is not who I am, the question is who are you? I'm Prince Lali Jhamba from the Ringy Dingy Heights near Bombay, Calcutta and New Delhi, India. India. India.”
Harold Gould - Grandfather Disguisey
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“- Clark Griswold: There's Buckingham Palace, kids. That's where the Queen lives and works.
- Audrey Griswold: Works? What does she do, Dad?
- Clark Griswold: She queens... and vacuums.”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
Dana Hill - Audrey Griswold

“A queen is never late. Everyone else is simply early.”
Julie Andrews - Queen Clarisse Renaldi

“There's nothing more inconvenient than an old queen with a head cold.”
Robert Preston - Carole "Toddy" Todd