“- Roland Sharp: I gave up alcohol about ten years ago.
- Professor Molly McCarthy: Didn't like yourself when you were drinking?
- Roland Sharp: Hell, I loved myself when I was drinking. It was the other people that had the problem!”
Tommy Lee Jones - Roland Sharp
Anne Archer - Professor Molly McCarthy

“If a human does happen to see you, just lay down, roll over and give your privates a good licking. They love it!”

Bruce Willis - RJ

“You want a successful future? When a guy with tattoos comes up to the drive-thru, give him his burger, not your phone number.”
Maggie Gyllenhaal - Zee

“- Francis Phelan: She is a bum, or just a plain drunk?
- Rudy: She's been a bum all her life.
- Francis Phelan: No, nobody... 'been a bum all her life'. She had to be somethin' else before she was a bum.”

Jack Nicholson - Francis Phelan
Tom Waits - Rudy

“The peace loving people of Vietnam, my ass. A more bellicose race of people I have never known.”

James Caan - Sgt. Clell Hazard