“Don't take it personally, they're just trying to figure out if you're a gold digging whore. You know, like my wife.”

Adam Brody - Daniel Le Domas

“Evil is good and ass is good, and if you find you a piece of evil ass: woo!”
Eddie Murphy - Maximillian

“- Viola Fields: I cannot believe she compared me to Gertrude!
- Ruby: I know. Now that's just wrong.
- Viola Fields: Thank You.
- Ruby: You are far worse. I don't recall Gertrude ever trying to poison you. And I'm pretty sure she wore black to your wedding.”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Viola Fields
Wanda Sykes - Ruby

“When it comes to love, my friend, women cannot be trusted. They say one thing, they mean another. They're evil. They're the most evil of all creatures.”
William Baldwin - Garet

“Women are evil, you had to kill her.”

Crispin Glover - Layne