“It's only adultery. Nobody gives a damn except the people it happens to.”
Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Kay Chandler

“- Jimmy Dix: You don't like women much do ya Joe?
- Joe Hallenbeck: At least I liked the guy she was fuckin'. He was my best friend.”

Damon Wayans - Jimmy Dix
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck

“- Harry Tasker: Helen... is having an affair!
- Albert Gibson: Welcome to the club, man!”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Harry Tasker
Tom Arnold - Albert Gibson

“It was not the custom in New York drawing rooms for a lady to get up and walk away from one gentleman in order to seek the company of another. But, the Countess did not observe this rule.”
Joanne Woodward - The Narrator

“- Lynn: You think I've forgotten that you cheated on me twice?
- Monix: I only cheated on you once. There just had to be two women.”
Maura Tierney - Lynn
Woody Harrelson - Monix