“- Lynn: You think I've forgotten that you cheated on me twice?
- Monix: I only cheated on you once. There just had to be two women.”
Plot – Jackie Moon gets rich and buys a basketball team of the American Basketball Association, the Flint Tropics. He not only acts like the owner but he becomes the coach and a player of the team too. When ABA boss decides to merge with NBA, Tropics' fate is put at risk because they are in the last place of the rank, so Jackie decides to recruit Ed Monix, a former Boston Celtics star, to rebound.
All actors – Will Ferrell, Woody Harrelson, André Benjamin, Maura Tierney, Andrew Daly, Will Arnett, Andy Richter, David Koechner, Rob Corddry, Matt Walsh, Jackie Earle Haley, DeRay Davisshow all
“Semi-Pro” Quotes 7 quotes
“- Lou Redwood: Well, he sat on the bench, right? I mean, if you watch a porn movie, doesn't mean you got laid.
- Dick Pepperfield: No. No, in fact it often means the opposite.”
“- Jackie Moon: Brought a secret weapon. It's going to make us look extra cool on Tv.
- Bee Bee Ellis: What the hell is that?
- Jackie Moon: It's eyeliner dummy. Now who's first? Monix?
- Monix: Oh yeah... let me get a fresh Maxi-Pad outta my purse.”
“Sometimes dreams can turn into nightmares.”
“- Jackie Moon: Nothing in the rulebook that says you can't play drunk.
- Dick Pepperfield: Well actually there is.”