“Al? Al Reardon? My father. My moral, upright, coffee sluping, status seeking, putting in overtime, hard day at the office, early rising, early bedding, make your own way in life father, had been screwing Joyce Fickett! That balding man with responsibilities was an extramarital joy-boy! No wonder i was having so much trouble! It was hereditary!”
River Phoenix - Jimmy Reardon

“- Cochise: We're going in there with nothing?
- Snow: We're going like everybody else: nine guys, no weapons.”
David Harris - Cochise
Brian Tyler - Snow

“- Annie: She's drunk. She's never had more than one glass of wine in her entire life and she chooses today to show up zonked.
- Chessy: [leading her into an elevator] Just do what the woman says and meet her upstairs.”

Lindsay Lohan - Annie James
Lisa Ann Walter - Chessy

“Drama, drama, drama.”
Annie Parisse - Jeannie

“That's it, I'm leaving the country. I'm moving to New Mexico.”
Michael Zwiener - Rudy Zolteck