“- Pirate King: What's the age of consent around here?
- Mabel Stanley: Eighteen.
- Pirate King: Good! I'm old enough.”
Ted Hamilton - Pirate King
Kristy McNichol - Mabel Stanley

“- Harry Block: This guy is too old for her.
- Richard: He's younger than you are.
- Harry Block: Hey, I'm much too old for her, it's ridiculous. But, because of my immaturity I have a boyish quality that works.”
Woody Allen - Harry Block
Bob Balaban - Richard

“- Clare Lipkin: Thirty-five years old and still bulimic.
- Dr. Mo Van De Kamp: Thirty-five?”

Jacqueline Bisset - Clare Lipkin
Paul Bartel - Dr. Mo Van De Kamp

“The children have to save themselves these days because the parents have no clue.”
Drew Barrymore - Karen Pomeroy

“Little kids buy cereal the same way grown men buy lingerie. They will buy stuff they care nothing about just to get the prize that's inside.”
Jeff Foxworthy - Jeff Foxworthy