“- North: Where the hell are my parents?
- Winchell: North, did you say the word 'hell'? The summer's really broadened you.
- North: Winchell, I've got exactly 10 minutes to find my parents and if you don't tell me where they are, I'll show you how the summer's broadened me you little asshole!”
Elijah Wood - North
Matthew McCurley - Winchell

“- James Cole: I was supposed to be 1996.
- Louie: Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better. You're lucky you didn't end up in ancient Egypt!”
Bruce Willis - James Cole
Harry O'Toole - Louie

“- Major Otto Baumeister: You will find that in your position impertinence does not pay.
- Flying Officer Johnny Hammond: I didn't join up in this war to make money.”
Raymond Massey - Major Otto Baumeister
Ronald Reagan - Flying Officer Johnny Hammond

“You're not being rude, dear, you're just being yourself.”

Claudette Colbert - Gerry Jeffers

“- Andrew Kempster: What kind of dumb name is Mimi Siku?
- Jan Kempster: Don't be rude. He probably thinks Andrew is a dumb name.
- Andrew Kempster: So do I.”
Frankie J. Galasso - Andrew Kempster
Valerie Mahaffey - Jan Kempster