“- Skip Skipperton: Are you telling me that your last job before becoming a psychologist was an investigator for the IRS?
- Dr. Mumford: Everybody has a story, Skip.
- Skip Skipperton: Seems like you got the variety pack.”
Jason Lee - Skip Skipperton
Loren Dean - Mumford

“You can't keep a kid from growing up. All a 13-year-old boy wants is a 13-year-old girl.”
Robert Loggia - MacMillan

“- Friedrich: I'm Friedrich. I'm fourteen. I'm impossible!
- Maria: [laughing] Really? Who told you that, Friedrich?
- Friedrich: Fraulein Josephine, four governesses ago.”
Nicholas Hammond - Friedrich
Julie Andrews - Maria

“- Mia Toretto: Letty grew up just down the street. She was into cars since she was like ten years old. Dom always had her attention. Then she turned sixteen.
- Brian O'Conner: And she had Dom's attention.
- Mia Toretto: Yeah, it's funny how that works out.”
Jordana Brewster - Mia Toretto
Paul William Walker IV - Brian O'Conner

“The trouble with being a teenager is you don't know nothing. The problem with teenagers is you think you're smarter than people who already been down the road you're traveling.”
Morgan Freeman - Principal Joe Clark