“What a day for a mow eh?”

Steve Martin - Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli

“- Brad Crane: General, if you use that, nothing will grow out there for the next ten years!
- General Slater: Why worry about shaving when somebody's going to cut your head off!”

Sir Michael Caine - Brad Crane
Richard Widmark - General Slater

“That's not a tree! That's just a weed wishin' it was a tree!”

Haley Joel Osment - Chip

“- Silas P. Silas: Those look like they're still in high school, yo.
- Jamal King: If there's grass on the infield, play ball!”
Method Man - Silas P. Silas
Redman - Jamal King

“- Bimbeau: Your ass is grass and I am the lawnmower.
- Newbomb Turk: Ok! See you later Mr. Lawnmower.”
Gailard Sartain - Bimbeau
Robert Wuhl - Newbomb Turk