“You know guns don't kill people, stupid motherfuckers with guns kill people!”
Chris Tucker - Franklin Hatchett

“There're just so many stupid, annoying, worthless people on this planet that just, like, get in the way of what you want.”

Evan Rachel Wood - Kimberly Joyce

“- Aunt Sofia: You still want to kill people?
- Mitch: Na, they're too stupid.
- Aunt Sofia: You're telling me - your grandfather's marrying the Bermuda Triangle!”
Gina DeAngeles - Aunt Sofia
Keith Coogan - Mitch

“- Dr. Watson: Moriarty knows... I'm am the only match for his evil genius.
- Sherlock Holmes: You mean he's not trying to kill me?
- Dr. Watson: Of course not. He knows you're an idiot.
- Sherlock Holmes: Oh, thank God.”
Ben Kingsley - Dr. Watson
Sir Michael Caine - Sherlock Holmes

“- John Correli: Did you kill Mr Boz, Miss Tramell?
- Catherine: I'd have to be pretty stupid to write a book about killing and then kill him the way I described in my book. I'd be announcing myself as the killer. I'm not stupid.”
Wayne Knight - John Correli
Sharon Stone - Catherine Tramell