“- Miss Ungermeyer: Mr. Craft, have you even started on your summer reading list?
- Ethan Craft: I finished it.
- Miss Ungermeyer: You read eleven books?
- Ethan Craft: I mean I read the list!”
Alex Borstein - Miss Ungermeyer
Clayton Snyder - Ethan Craft

“I read. I just don't read what they give us in school. I mean, do I really care who wins between Beowulf and Grendel? No, I don't. Maybe if I had a little money on it.”
Timothée Chalamet - Gatsby Welles

- Elaine Dickinson: Would you like something to read?
- Hanging Lady: Do you have anything light?
- Elaine Dickinson: How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish SportsLegends"?
Julie Hagerty - Elaine Dickinson
Ann Nelson - Hanging Lady

- Veronica Vaughn: We're going to start today by reading together a short story entitled "My Sister Fanny".
[the class laughs]
- Veronica Vaughn: Quiet. So let's all open our "Reading Is Fun" books to page sixty nine.
- Billy Madison: Sixty nine!
[laughs]
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Veronica Vaughn
Adam Sandler - Billy Madison

“It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ideas and thinking.”
Richard White - Gaston