“- Wolf: Virginia, please forgive me! I... I didn't mean to be so rude, it's just that my... my cycle is-is coming on! You see, once a month, I get very irrational and angry and I just wanna pick a fight with anyone who comes near me!
- Virginia Lewis: That sounds familiar.”
Scott Cohen - Wolf
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Virginia Lewis

“It's not how you look but how you act that counts in this world.”

Victor Potel - Mr. McKeewie

“- Lilly Raines: Do you make an effort to be obnoxious, or is it a gift?
- Frank Horrigan: It's a gift. Let's face it, half the things we do are window dressing. Take running alongside that limousine: it'd take an anti-tank missile to put a dent in that damn thing. There we are, out for show, trying to make the President look more presidential.”
Rene Russo - Lilly Raines
Clint Eastwood - Frank Horrigan

“Look at the way you're standing. You look like you've got rickets or something.”

Tracey Ullman - Nell Van Dort

“- Emma Woodhouse: Was he handsome?
- Jane Fairfax: Many say he is.
- Emma Woodhouse: Was he agreeable?
- Jane Fairfax: He was in no way disagreeable.
- Emma Woodhouse: Was he a man of information?
- Jane Fairfax: All his statements seem correct.”

Gwyneth Paltrow - Emma Woodhouse
Polly Walker - Jane Fairfax