“- Walt Kowalski: How ya doing Martin, you crazy Italian prick?
- Barber Martin: Walts! You cheap bastard! I should have known you'd come in, I was having such a pleasant day!”
“Well, I'll be damned. It's the gentleman guppy. You know, he's like a turd that won't flush.”
“- Quincy McCall: I took the hoe to Burger King.
- Monica Wright: Cheap date.”
“If I'm a bitch, then yo mama's a bitch. Bitch!”