“- Charlotte Selton: You have done nothing for which you should be ashamed.
- Benjamin Martin: I have done nothing. And for that I am ashamed.”
Joely Richardson - Charlotte Selton
Mel Gibson - Benjamin Martin

“- Deacon: I don't think you're gonna drop that torch, my friend.
- Mariner: Why not?
- Deacon: Because you're not crazy.
[the Marinersmiles, lifts his hand, and drops the flare down the hole]”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon
Kevin Costner - Mariner

“- Louis Fedders: Are you sure you know what you're doing?
- Carl Taylor: C'mon, guys. I'm not gonna get in over my head.
- James St. James: Yeah, well that depends on which head you're talking about.”
Keith David - Louis Fedders
Charlie Sheen - Carl Taylor
Emilio Estevez - James St. James

- Barry: Hey Dante! My girlfriend and I caught you on the news the other night.
- Dante: No shit? And by “girlfriend" do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night?
- Barry: [laughing hysterically] Yes.
Jonah Hill - Barry
Peter Dante - Dante

“- George Banks: You look like you're enjoying seeing me in here.
- Nina Banks: Enjoying? Do you think it's enjoyable to get a phone call telling you to come down to the police station because your husband's been arrested for stealing hot dog buns?”
Steve Martin - George Banks
Diane Keaton - Nina Banks