- Shaun: As Bertrand Russell once said, "The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation”. I think we can all appreciate the relevance of that now.
- Liz: Was that on a beer mate?
- Shaun: Yeah, it was Guinness Extra Cold.
- Liz: I won't say anything.
- Shaun: Thanks.
Simon Pegg - Shaun
Kate Ashfield - Liz

“- Bo: Anybody on this bus got a college education?
- Lily Ramsey: I do; just graduated in June.
- Bo: Good. Then you can get up and get us a beer.”

Bee Spears - Bo
Amy Irving - Lily Ramsey

“That's the problem with your whole generation. You know, y'all, you don't believe in nothin'. But your father, he believed in something. He believed and understood that something as simple as a little haircut could change the way a man felt on the inside.”

Cedric the Entertainer - Eddie

“They say talent skips a generation.”

Clifton Powell - Fred Smith

“I'm sick and tired of our generation being called the TV generation. What do you expect? We watched Lee Harvey Oswald get his brains blown out all over. How could we change the channel after that?”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself