“We came to wreck everything, and ruin your life. God sent us.”

Leigh Russell - Sonny Jim

“- Frances Stevens: He's a thief.
- Mrs. Jessie Stevens: And what did he steal from you?
- Frances Stevens: Oh, mother!
- Mrs. Jessie Stevens: Since when is love a crime?”
Grace Patricia Kelly - Frances Stevens
Jessie Royce Landis - Mrs. Jessie Stevens

“- Binx: Let's go to Vermont.
- Ophelia: We don't have enough gas to get out of Corpus.
- Binx: Then we'll steal it, we're outlaws, right?
- Billie Jean: No stealing, we may be outlaws but we're not thieves.
- Putter: I'm a hungry outlaw, where's breakfast?”
Christian Slater - Binx
Martha Gehman - Ophelia
Helen Slater - Billie Jean

“- Kermit the Frog: Now if we want to get Miss Piggy out of jail, we're gonna have to catch those thieves red-handed...yes, Beau?
- Beauregard: What color are their hands now?”

Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Dave Goelz - Beauregard

“- Abdul Elijah: Revolutionary political leaders like myself are incarcerated to keep us quiet.
- Ivan Danko: What is your political crime?
- Abdul Elijah: I robbed a bank.”
Brent Jennings - Abdul Elijah
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Ivan Danko