“- Cosmo Brown: Talking pictures, that means I'm out of a job. At last I can start suffering and write that symphony.
- R.F. Simpson: You're not out of job, we're putting you in as head of our new music department.
- Cosmo Brown: Oh, thanks, R.F.! At last I can stop suffering and write that symphony.”
Donald O'Connor - Cosmo Brown
Millard Mitchell - R.F. Simpson

“Music is the hardest profession of them all.”
Albert Hague - Shorofsky

“- Samantha: How could you just up and quit your job like that?
- Ron White: Why not? I'm the lawyer for the hottest new group in show business: The Village People.”
Valerie Perrine - Samantha
Caitlyn Jenner - Ron White

“- Pepi Katona: I would say it's a nervous breakdown. What do you think?
- Doctor: It appears to be an acute epileptoid manifestation and a pan phobic melancholiac with indication of a neurasthenia cordus.
- Pepi Katona: Is that more expensive than a nervous breakdown?”

William Tracy - Pepi Katona
Edwin Maxwell - Doctor

“I'll tell you my approach to medicine! It is a game in which man pits his brains against the forces of destruction and disease.”

Claude Rains - Dr. Alexander Tower