“I think I'm falling in love with you, and I don't quite like it.”

Cary Grant - Johnnie Aysgarth

“Every red-blooded American knows that the only condiment that you are ever supposed to put on a hamburger is ketchup! Or maybe some of that special sauce you like so much here in Canada; which I think has a little bit of mayonnaise in it too! But I swear to God when they start slapping that mayonnaise on there I could kill somebody.”
Bruce Willis - Jimmy Tudeski

“I hate crossing streams on logs. If I never cross another stream on a log for the rest of my life, I will die a happy girl!”
Heather Donahue - Herself

“Father, is this my husband-to-be? He's a toad. If the Emperor is so fond of him, why doesn't he marry him?”
Lucy Liu - Princess Pei Pei

“You are really on my very last nerve. You are a mind-boggling pain in my ass.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Royce