“- Robert Angier: He's a dreadful magician.
- Cutter: No, he's a wonderful magician. He's a dreadful showman.”
Hugh Jackman - Robert Angier
Sir Michael Caine - Cutter

“- David: How are those maggots?
- Michael Emerson: Huh?
- David: Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?”
Kiefer Sutherland - David
Jason Patric - Michael

“- Megan: Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good.
- Graham: Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good.”
Natasha Lyonne - Megan
Clea DuVall - Graham

“- Gwen DeMarco: We shouldn't have to do this! It makes no logicalsense! Why is it here?
- Jason Nesmith: Because it's on the televisionshow.
- Gwen DeMarco: Well, forget it! I'm not doing it! This episode was badly written!”
Sigourney Weaver - Gwen DeMarco
Tim Allen - Jason Nesmith

“Cheating on a quiz show? That's sort of like plagiarizing a comic strip.”
Paul Scofield - Mark Van Doren