“Our standards have to be higher than anyone else because we are the standard of everyone else.”

Gina Gershon - Helen Caperelli

“- Art Dealer: It appears to be of 12th century Tuscan design...
- Pistachio Disguisey: I knew it was old, you fool! Let me appraise you… you're an idiot. A complete and total idiot!”
Vincent Castellanos - Art Dealer
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

I finally downloaded the original "Space Invaders". I'm talking quality 1981 graphics here.
Mark Webber - Dave

“You know what I like about you? You're tall.”
Gene Hackman - Robert Caulfield

“She's pert. If you like pert.”

Jennifer Tilly - Vicki