“- Justine Last: Couple that prays together, stays together.
- Phil Last: I heard it was the couple that lays together, stays together.
- Justine Last: Well, you've heard wrong.”
Jennifer Aniston - Justine Last
John C. Reilly - Phil Last

“- Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.: Have you ever done it in a dentist's chair?
- Nick Hendricks: Well, you go there and I'll just go to the men's room for a minute.
- Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.: You're quite welcome to do that on me.”
Jennifer Aniston - Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.
Jason Bateman - Nick Hendricks

“- Young John Bayley: I could get in trouble, having women in my room.
- Young Iris Murdoch: I wouldn't say you'd had me, just yet.”
Hugh Bonneville - Young John Bayley
Kate Winslet - Young Iris Murdoch

“- Anne Boleyn: Not like this.
- King Henry VIII: How then?
- Anne Boleyn: Seduce me. Write letters to me. And poems, I love poems. Ravish me with your words. Seduce me.”

Natalie Dormer - Anne Boleyn:
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers - King Henry VIII

“- Lucille: Alky can't make a fool of me. I want to go places. I want to do things. I want freedom, I want liberty, I want justice...
- Groucho: Madam, you're making history. In fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.”
Thelma Todd - Lucille
Groucho Marx - Groucho