“I want to retire in South America. I hear that's where the drugs come from.”
Gary Kemp - Oliver

“- Carrie Bradshaw: Aside from the space issue... why'd you move to New York?
- Louise: To fall in love.”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Carrie Bradshaw
Jennifer Hudson - Louise

“- Judy: You get all soulful and pretend to want things that you really can't stand.
- Gabe: Like what? What are you talking about?
- Judy: Like moving to Europe. That's just a flirting technique, you couldn't survive off the island of Manhattan for more than 48 hours.”
Mia Farrow - Judy Roth
Woody Allen - Gabe Roth

“- Danny Costanzo: What the hell are we doing in Key West?
- Ray Hughes: It's as far south as we can go without having to speak Spanish.”
Billy Crystal - Danny Costanzo
Gregory Hines - Ray Hughes

“- Anna: Are you really going to Florida?
- Danny Costanzo: What do you care? What are you, jealous?
- Anna: I'm not jealous. It just sounds boring. And you're not boring.
- Danny Costanzo: Hey, you are marrying boring! And you're not boring either!”
Darlanne Fluegel - Anna Costanzo
Billy Crystal - Danny Costanzo