“- Tommy: Okay, Cherry's ready. Everyone get their clothes off.
- Tim: Wait. What's this bullshit?
- Billy: She's got to make sure everybody clean. No VD.
- Steve: How's she going to tell that by looking at us?
- Tommy: She's done this so many times, she's practically a doctor.”

Wyatt Knight - Tommy
Cyril O'Reilly - Tim
Mark Herrier - Billy
Rod Ball - Steve

“We're not blood-filled meat puppets. I come from a long line of plumbers that can fix a shower, but I can't. Well, Hugh doesn't shower anyway - he's British. It's not being critical, you're just a very under-bathed nation; everybody knows it.”
Ryan Reynolds - Rory Adams

“- Hammy: I gotta go wee-wee!
- Verne: Not on the lake we drink from!”
Steve Carrell - Hammy
Garry Shandling - Verne

“Cats are very clean animals.”
Norman Reedus - Harry Odum

“That was really scary. If you don't mind me saying, if that don't work your breath will certainly get the job done, cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something cause your breath stinks!”

Eddie Murphy - Donkey