“- Peggy Schuyler: By the way, I never liked your dog. And I think jazz is stupid! And I faked all of those orgasms. Ah! Ah! Oh! Yes! Sound familiar?
- Roger Cobb: Yeah? Well I faked mine too!”
Madolyn Smith Osborne - Peggy Schuyler
Steve Martin - Roger Cobb

“Perhaps you will regard my work with ridicule or even with a distaste. If so, destroy these records. But if you like me burn with the irresistable desire to penetrate the unknown, carry on.”

Basil Rathbone - Baron Wolf von Frankenstein

“I don't mind dying, but I hate the preliminaries.”
Bob Hope - Larry Lawrence

- "Red" Baxter: I don't like your faces.
- S. Quentin Quale: I suppose you think we like them.
Robert Barrat - "Red" Baxter
Groucho Marx - S. Quentin Quale

“Rusty, I no like the West. All the people do is kill each other. I like a the West better if it was in the East.”

Chico Marx - Joe Panello