“- Vivian Ward: Let's watch old movies all night... we'll just veg out in front of the TV.
- Edward Lewis: Veg out?
- Vivian Ward: Yeah. Be still like vegetables. Lay like broccoli.”
Julia Roberts - Vivian Ward
Richard Tiffany Gere - Edward Lewis

“- Randy: Where do you work?
- Julie Richman: At my parents' store.
- Randy: What do they sell?
- Julie Richman: Health foods.
- Randy: That's cool.
- Julie Richman: Like, it's not cool at all! Like, it's all this stuff that tastes like nothing and it's supposed to be so good for you. Why couldn't they, like, open a Pizza Hut or something?”
Nicolas Cage - Randy
Deborah Foreman - Julie Richman

“- Katie Cox: Do you think that's enough carrots?
- Harry Pfarrer: What?
- Katie Cox: For the salad?
- Harry Pfarrer: You know you really are a negative person.
- Katie Cox: What?
- Harry Pfarrer: Yeah. I've tried to ignore it. To remain upbeat. You just can't help dragging everything down.”
Tilda Swinton - Katie Cox
George Clooney - Harry Pfarrer

“You'll never be a vegetable, even artichokes have hearts.”

Audrey Tautou - Amélie Poulain

“- William Thacker: What exactly is a fruitarian?
- Keziah: We believe that fruits and vegetables have feelings, so we think cooking is cruel. We only eat things that have already fallen off a tree or bush, that are, in fact, dead already.
- William Thacker: Oh, all right. Interesting stuff. So, these carrots...
- Keziah: Have been murdered, yes.”
Hugh Grant - William Thacker
Emma Bernard - Keziah