“- Howard Terke: How about it, Tom? Can you get your brother the monsignor to say a mass for this cunt? It'll make the front page.
- Det. Tom Spellacy: Howard, we don't even know yet whether or not she was a Catholic cunt.”

Dan Hedaya - Howard Terkel
Robert Duvall - Det. Tom Spellacy

“Most priests like to preach from the pulpit. Father Bobby liked to talk during the bump and shove of a pick-up game.”
Jason Patric - Shakes

“You don't become a nun to run away from life, Patsy. It's not because you've lost something. It's because you've found something.”
Ingrid Bergman - Sister Mary Benedict

“- Oda Mae Brown: I know you don't think I'm giving this 4 million dollars to a bunch of nuns!
- Sam Wheat: Think of it this way, you'll go to Heaven.
- Oda Mae Brown: I don't want to go to Heaven, I want to go to the bank and cash a goddamn check!”
Whoopi Goldberg - Oda Mae Brown
Patrick Swayze - Sam Wheat

“- Killjoy: They don't castrate clergy. Just in case.
- Roscoe: Just in case of what?
- Killjoy: Just in case there really is a god.”
John Matuszak - Killjoy
Michael D. Roberts - Roscoe