“Blackmail isn't so pure nor so simple, and it brings a great deal of trouble to a great many people before it's through, and we know how to deal with it in our part of the world. And, sometimes, the blackmailer finds himself in jail at the end of it!”

C. Aubrey Smith - Colonel Julyan

“Do you know what it's like to be the only kid in the first grade who got to talk about visiting day?”
Laura Linney - Kate Whitney

“- Jerry Lundegaard: I'm in a bit of trouble...
- Carl Showalter: What kind of trouble are you in, Jerry?
- Jerry Lundegaard: Well, that's, that's... I'm not gonna go into, into... see, I just need money.”
William H. Macy - Jerry Lundegaard
Steve Buscemi - Carl Showalter

“- Eric Murphy: We can't finish the movie without money.
- Ari Gold: Really? Because I thought we could finish it with Fruit Loops.
- Eric Murphy: You're funny.”
Kevin Connolly - Eric
Jeremy Piven - Ari Gold

“- Yin Yang: My life is difficult. I need more money.
- Barney Ross: Why that?
- Yin Yang: I work harder than the rest.
- Barney Ross: No, you don't.
- Yin Yang: Yes, I do! Everything is harder for me. When I'm hurt, wound is bigger, 'cause I'm smaller. When I travel I need to go farther.”
Jet Li - Yin Yang
Sylvester Stallone - Barney Ross