“That waitress sized us up in two seconds. We're black and black people don't tip. So she wasn't gonna waste her time. Now somebody like that? Nothing you can do to change their mind.”
Ludacris - Anthony

The children already feel like little Peruvians. The other day I asked them, "Are you Indians?" "No", they said, "Not we, the ones up the river, they are Indians". And then I asked: "What are Indians?". They said to me "Indians are people who can't read and who don't know how to wash their clothes".

Dieter Milz - Young Missionary

“I thought all writers drank to excess and beat their wives. One time I secretly wanted to be a writer.”
Cary Grant - C. K. Dexter Haven

“- Brian: Waste not, want not.
- Johnny: And other clichés.
- Brian: But a cliché is full of truth, otherwise it wouldn't be a cliché.
- Johnny: Which is in itself a cliché.”
Peter Wight - Brian
David Thewlis - Johnny

“These days, when someone smokes in the movies, they're either a psychopath or a European.”
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor