“- Edgar Dante: Guess you'll just have to arrest me, officer.
- Lt. 'Hawk' Hawkins: I'm not going to arrest you, I'm going to kill you!”
Donald Richardson - Edgar Dante
Barbara Gehring - Lt. 'Hawk' Hawkins

“We're here to investigate a patient that killed three innocentteenagers on Halloween, 1978. He was shot by his own psychiatrist and taken into custody that night, and has spent the last forty years in captivity.”

Jefferson Hall - Aaron Korey

“- Ed Hocken: They can't kick you off the force, Frank! It's just not fair!
- Frank Drebin: I know, Ed. Life isn't always fair. Just think. The next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested.”
George Kennedy - Ed Hocken
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“What was I doing in jail? What I was doing, let me advise you, was fixing to shoot some motherfucker working in that hospital, that's what I was doing.”
Ving Rhames - Lt. Reilly

“- Bruce Lee: You're the one with the big mouth, and I would really enjoy closing it, especially in front of all my friends. But my hands are registered as lethal weapons. That means, we get into a fight, I accidentally kill you? I go to jail.
- Cliff Booth: Anybody accidentally kills anybody in a fight, they go to jail. It's called manslaughter.”
Mike Moh - Bruce Lee
Brad Pitt - Cliff Booth