“- Eva: I could not believe what I was watching! No brains, and the fake cheekbones, and the fake boobs. Do you like fake boobs?
- Albert: No. No, I like real boobs.
- Eva: Yeah - I got real boobs.
- Albert: That's workin' out for us then.”
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Eva
James Gandolfini - Albert

“- Sarah Sellinger: Mummy... when am I going to get breasts?
- Margaret Sellinger: Next Tuesday. Why?
- Sarah Sellinger: I don't know. Sometimes I think they look silly.
- Margaret Sellinger: They do look best with formal wear.”
Patsy Kensit - Sarah Sellinger
Lesley-Anne Down - Margaret Sellinger

“Fat Tittie Kittie got some big luscious bags of silicone. They glisten in the moon. They shine in the sun. They riggle and jiggle and bounce...”
Violent J - Big Baby Sweets

Watching her reminded me of something Sly would have said: "There's no such thing as fake tits".

Danny Masterson - Dirt Merchant

“Hey, you go to that plastic surgeon, don't you let him put you all the way under. I knew a cat in Stateville one time; went to get his face fixed. Woke up and the sucker had given him a pair of tits.”
Delroy Lindo - Bobby 'Bob' Blane