“- April: So... do you really have a penis?
- Jessica: I don't think you get the gravity of the situation here.
- April: Can I see it?
- Jessica: April!
- April: Sorry... can I see it [Jessica shoots April a hard look]?
- April: Come on, it's not every day that your best friend grows a penis. ”
Rob Schneider - Jessica
Anna Faris - April

“- Hermione Granger: You're a great wizard. You really are.
- Harry Potter: Not as good as you.
- Hermione Granger: Me? Books and cleverness. There are more important things: friendship and bravery.”
Emma Watson - Hermione Granger
Daniel Radcliffe - Harry Potter

“Whatever happens, success or fail, we will face it together, together as one.”
William Fichtner - General Adams

“There are three things a man must do alone: be born, die and, well, we all know the other one.”

John Leguizamo - Cholo

“Real men don't play bridge.”

Russell Crowe - Max Skinner