“- Lula Fortune: That Johnnie is one cleverdetective. You know how clever?
- Sailor Ripley: How clever?
- Lula Fortune: He told me once he could find an honest man in Washington.”
Laura Dern - Lula Fortune
Nicolas Cage - Sailor Ripley

“- Strom: What made you think that a dumb Polack like you could outsmart someone like me?
- Nick Pulovski: Well, it's just that the arrogant fucking Kraut like you was in the firing line.”
Raul Julia - Strom
Clint Eastwood - Nick Pulovski

“- Fowler: Are you trying to be clever or something?
- Tommy Judd: I don't have to try, I am clever.”
Tristan Oliver - Fowler
Colin Firth - Tommy Judd

“Don't worry about Master Luke. I'm sure he'll be all right. He's quite clever, you know... for a human being.”

Anthony Daniels - C-3PO

“This is 2014, women are smart now!”
James Franco - Dave Skylark