“- June: There's no sense in love.
- Abraham Farlan: Wisdom still flowers in Boston.”
Kim Hunter - June
Raymond Massey - Abraham Farlan

“Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

Josh Mostel - Principal Max Anderson

“Man how the hell can they call Pluto a planet? No motherfucking planet has an elliptical orbit. This shit don't make no sense.”
Jerod Mixon - Shonté Jr.

“- Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
- Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
- Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.”

Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy
Paul Rudd - Brian Fantana

“- Christine: Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?
- Hawk: Why don't you lick my hairy crack?
- Christine: Why don't you bend over, you're lookin' right at it!
- Lex: That last remark fell about 30 yards away from makin' any sense whatsoever!”
Natasha Lyonne - Christine
Edward Furlong - Hawk
Giuseppe Andrews - Lex