“I just lost my virginity in a confessional booth! Lord have mercy!”
Giuseppe Andrews - Lex

“- El Mariachi: I have to go to church.
- Carolina: What for?
- El Mariachi: Confess my sins. I'm a sinner.”
Antonio Banderas - El Mariachi
Salma Hayek - Carolina

“- Elena: Forgive me father for I have sinned. It has been three days since my last confession.
- Alejandro Murrieta: Three days? How many sins could you have committed in three days? Come back when you have more time, please.”

Catherine Zeta-Jones - Elena
Antonio Banderas - Alejandro Murrieta

“- Sammy: I don't know what the Church's official position is on fornication and adultery these days, and I felt really hypocritical not saying anything to you about it before, but... what is the official position these days?
- Ron: Well... it's a sin.
- Sammy: Good, I think it should be!”
Laura Linney - Sammy
Kenneth Lonergan - Ron

“- Prince Don Fabrizio Salina: Do you think that if the Church could ever save herself by sacrificing us, she wouldn't do so? Of course she would, and rightly so.
- Father Pirrone: You have two sins to confess on Saturday. One of the flesh last night, one of the spirit today.”
Burt Lancaster - Prince Don Fabrizio Salina
Romolo Valli - Father Pirrone