“- Drew Boreman: Nice car. I drive exotic wheels myself.
- Natalie Sands: What is it? A Schwinn ten-speed?”
Jonathan Silverman - Drew Boreman
Holly Gagnier - Natalie Sands

“You can't kneel down in the middle of a highway and live to talk about it.”
Morgan Freeman - God

"Film fans were saddened by the news that actor Neville Sinclair was killed in a tragedy when flaming debris fell on his touring car". That's terrible! That was a nice car.

Alan Arkin - Peevy

“- Hudson Hawk: You're supposed to be all cracked up at the bottom of the hill!
- Tommy Five-Tone: Airbags! Can you fucking believe it?
- Anna Baragli: You're supposed to be blown up into fiery chunks of flesh!
- Tommy Five-Tone: Sprinkler system set up in the back!”

Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk
Danny Aiello - Tommy Five-Tone
Andie MacDowell - Anna Baragli

“- Dr. Jo Harding: Is she ok?
- Paramedic: We'll probably keep her overnight just to be safe.
- Meg Greene: Overnight, forget it, I'm all right.
- Dr. Jo Harding: You're going to the hospital.
- Meg Greene: Ok, I'll go, but I'm gonna drive myself.
- Robert 'Rabbit' Nurick: Honey, your car is in a tree around the corner.
- Meg Greene: Oh!”

Helen Hunt Jackson - Dr. Jo Harding
John Thomas Rhyne - Paramedic
Lois Smith - Meg Greene
Alan Ruck - Robert 'Rabbit' Nurick