“- John Bender: You get along with your parents?
- Andrew Clark: Well, if I say yes I'm an idiot, right?
- John Bender: You're an idiot anyway. But if you say you get along with your parents, well, you're a liar too.”
Judd Nelson - John Bender
Emilio Estevez - Andrew Clark

- Detective Marcus Burnett: Have my daughter back by 10:01. If she's not back by 10:01 I'm in the car, locked, loaded and hunting your motherfucking ass down.
- Detective Mike Lowrey: And I'ma be with him.
[pulls a gun]
- Detective Mike Lowrey: You know what it gonna be if I'm there, gonna be "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" nigga.

Martin Lawrence - Detective Marcus Burnett
Will Smith - Detective Mike Lowrey

I love you guys, don't get me wrong. But for the first time in my life I'm eighteen and I can say "fuck you".

Matthew Lillard - Stevo

“It's so sad. Her mom and dad found her hanging from a tree limb, her insides on the outside.”
Rose McGowan - Tatum Riley

“- Navin: Mommy, Daddy! How did you find me?
- Father: We don't know. This is the first place we looked.”
Steve Martin - Navin
Richard Ward - Father