“All gay men have track lightin'. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve.”
Shirley MacLaine - Ouiser Boudreaux

“- Dawson: I thought you were a lesbian.
- Martina: A lesbian? Why?
- Dawson: Hello! You play softball, you watch Ally McBeal!
- Martina: No, Dawson, I'm not gay. Barbara's gay.
- Dawson: Barbara?
- Martina: Big Rosie fan.”
Harley Cross - Dawson
Majandra Delfino - Martina

“- Mrs. Banks: I'm sorry, dear, but when I chose Katie Nanna, I thought she would be firm with the children. She looked so solemn and cross.
- George Banks: My dear, never confuse efficiency with a liver complaint.”

Glynis Johns - Mrs Banks
David Tomlinson - Mr. Banks

“- David Aames: You're a shrink! You gotta be better than that!
- McCabe: Let's not stereotype each other. Not all richkids are soulless, and not all psychologists care about disease.”
Tom Cruise - David Aames
Kurt Russell - McCabe

“- Jessica Olsson: If she's so nice go and make out with her.
- Elin Olsson: Okay, what do I get if I do?
- Jessica Olsson: If you do what?
- Elin Olsson: If I make out with her.
- Jessica Olsson: You'll get AIDS, probably.”
Erica Carlson - Jessica Olsson
Alexandra Dahlström - Elin Olsson