“- David Gary: I hope you're eating enough in the city.
- Hedda Gary: You gotta start taking care of yourself, sweetie.
- David Gary: You know, Lean Cuisine is not a meal.
- Mavis Gary: Yeah, I think I might be an alcoholic.”
Richard Bekins - David Gary
Jill Eikenberry - Hedda Gary
Charlize Theron - Mavis Gary

“- Young Michael: We can eat hot dogs, or we can eat air. Choose...
- Young Tommy: Air is probably safer, Mike...”
Brad Renfro - Young Michael
Jonathan Tucker - Young Tommy

“- Steve Wozniak: I can't eat like you do. Eatin' fruit all the time? That's weird.
- Steve Jobs: It's not weird. It's pure.”
Joey Slotnick - Steve Wozniak
Noah Wyle - Steve Jobs

- Chiun: It would be better for you to eat this can than what is inside of it. Why must everything in this country be coated with monositi... monosoti...
- Remo Williams: Monosodium glutamate. You can't even say it.
- Chiun: I can say "rat droppings". That does not mean I want to eat them.
Joel Grey - Chiun
Fred Ward - Remo Williams

“- Barney Rubble: You know, Fred, I hear that eatin' too much red meat is bad for you.
- Fred Flintstone: What a load of bunk! My father ate it every day of his life and he lived to the ripe old age of thirty-eight.”
Rick Moranis - Barney Rubble
John Goodman - Fred Flintstone