“What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“What kind of a host invites you to his house for the weekend and dies on you?”

Andrew McCarthy - Larry Wilson

“- Nancy Henderson: The roast is resting in a shallow unmarked grave in the backyard.
- George Henderson: Well, there's plenty of other stuff.
- Dr. Wallace Wrightwood: Are you vegetarians?
- George Henderson: Sometimes. It depends on the guest.”

Melinda Dillon - Nancy Henderson
John Lithgow - George Henderson
Don Ameche - Dr. Wallace Wrightwood

“- Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm: Tom, he's our guest, not a prisoner!
- Tom Manning: Yeah, well, your guest happens to be six-foot five, bright red, has a tail, and is government funded.”

Sir John Hurt - Trevor "Broom" Bruttenholm
Jeffrey Tambor - Tom Manning

- Eric Garrett: Speaking of parties, I'm having one and we'd like to invite you as the official guest of honor.
- Sarah Zoltanne: Why? So you and your little "descendants club" can burn me at the stake and roast marshmallows by the fire?
Christian Campbell - Eric Garrett
Sarah Chalke - Sarah Zoltanne