“- Oz: What the hell happened last night? And why does my ass hurt?
- Jimmy: You fell down a flight of stairs.”

Matthew Perry - Oz
Bruce Willis - Jimmy

- Julie James: Please... it was an accident!
- Benjamin Willis: I know all about "accidents", and let me give you some advice: when you leave a man for dead, make sure that he's really dead!

Jennifer Love Hewitt - Julie James
Muse Watson - Benjamin Willis

“- Charlene: Where are his parents?
- Milly: That's the weird part. When Eric was five years old, his parents went on a trip to Spain or France or someplace like that. The plane crashed and they died.”
Bonnie Bedelia - Charlene
Lucy Deakins - Milly

“- Michael Berkow: We were playing. She bumped her head.
- Adam Berkow: Bumped? She's got a fuckin' spike in her head!”

Jeremy Piven - Michael Berkow
Daniel Stern - Adam Berkow

"Film fans were saddened by the news that actor Neville Sinclair was killed in a tragedy when flaming debris fell on his touring car". That's terrible! That was a nice car.

Alan Arkin - Peevy