- Janey Briggs: I knew it. That's a line from "She's All That". I masturbate to that movie.
- Jake Wyler: [to nosy Flight Attendant right behind them] Do you mind?
- Flight Attendant: Not at all, I think masturbation is very healthy.
Chyler Leigh - Janey Briggs
Chris Evans - Jake Wyler
Molly Ringwald - Flight Attendant

On my very first day at Harvard, a very wiseprofessor quoted Aristotle, "the law is reason-free from passion"! Well, no offense to Aristotle, but in my three years at Harvard, I have come to find passion is the key ingredient to the study and practice of law, and of life.

Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“- Cole Whittier: Mr. Thompson... Mrs. Thompson... Debbie... and...
- Rick Gassko: Bond. James Bond.”

Robert Prescott - Cole Whittier
Tom Hanks - Rick Gassko

- Bud Schnelker: Why are you here?
- Emmett Fitz-Hume: Why am I here? Why are you here? Why is anybody here? I think it was Jean-Paul Sartre who once said... how do you spell spell "Sartre"?
Jim Staahl - Bud Schnelker
Chevy Chase - Emmett Fitz-Hume

- Edmond Dantes: "We are kings or pawns", a man once said.
- Luigi Vampa: Who told you this?
- Edmond Dantes: Napolean Bonaparte.
- Luigi Vampa: Bonaparte?
[laughs]
- Luigi Vampa: Oh, Zatarra, the stories you tell.
Jim Caviezel - Edmond Dantes
JB Blanc - Luigi Vampa