Let me just quote the late, great Colonel Sanders, who said "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken”.
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby

Has anyone considered trying "Open Sesame"?
Tristan Rogers - Jake

“I love the smell of spilled milk in the morning. It smells like victory.”
Michael Oliver - Junior

- Albert: You know what he said, "With malice toward none and charity to all".
- Louise: And the last thing he said was "Look honey, I've got these two great seats for the theater tonight".
- Albert: Jesus, why did I have to bring up Lincoln?

Richard Benjamin - Albert
Jessica Lange - Louise

“It was the late great Gloves Malloy who said how hard it is to say what there are no words for.”

Harry Hamlin - Joey Popchik