“- Roach: There's nothing as exhilarating, man. Not even sex.
- Tyler: Maybe you're not doing it right, Roach.”

James Le Gros - Roach
Lori Petty - Tyler

“- Bridget Jones: You know, I never really understood why you wanted to date me. It seems so unlikely.
- Daniel Cleaver: Come on, Jones, for God's sake. You're sexy. You make me laugh, at you of course, not with you. And you were, incidentally, the best shag I ever had.”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones
Hugh Grant - Daniel Cleaver

“This is just like when I watched myself in a sex tape. There was just a lot of floundering and laughable moments.”
Miranda Hart - Nancy B. Artingstall

I don't know if you've read my book, "Advanced Sexual Positions: How to Achieve Them Without Laughing".
Woody Allen - Victor

“- Debbie Thompson: Are there gonna be girls at the party?
- Rick Gassko: No... it's a 'stag' party, and that means that the 'does' stay home!
- Debbie Thompson: I'm not talking about the 'does'. I'm talking about hookers.”
Tawny Kitaen - Debbie Thompson
Tom Hanks - Rick Gassko