“- Malaria: These jeans make me look fat!
- Pestario 'Pest' Vargas: Ah no, Malaria, your fat butt makes you look fat!”
Yelba Osorio - Malaria
John Leguizamo - Pestario 'Pest' Vargas

“Fat bitches need love too.”
Mike Epps - Day-Day

“Linda, I want you wearing a bra to class. It's not going to change your grade.”

Jim Belushi - Rick Latimer

“I know women who crawl through shit for a fur coat.”
Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper

“- Morgan Philip: But I think she might be a real princess!
- Robert Philip: Morgan honey, just because she has on a funny dress doesn't mean she's a princess.
She's a seriously confused woman who's fallen into our laps.”
Rachel Covey - Morgan Philip
Patrick Dempsey - Robert Philip